the classic lines guys use to impress women...or so they think!

You know, it's amazing what being bored could lead to sometimes. It's not necessarily all negative though, in my boredom I decided to jot down a list of some of the things men say to impress women...in hope of getting some. We still fall for the same lame lines even after we hear them from 5 different guys. I kind of compared notes with a few of my friends to see the common things we've all heard from our guys.

• the classic one would be "I started working when I was in grade 8", or "since primary school".
• "You make me weak" is the killer one though.
• "...And my really embarrassing nick name is..."
• "I've never felt like this about anyone before".
• "I LOVE YOU", this is the big one.
• "You are on my mind every hour of the day".
• "I love you and i would never hurt you", that's until the next best thing comes.
• "Can I see you? There's something I want to tell you", and the next thing your sneakers are on the floor.
• "I'm doing it for you", or, "I did it for you"...That's just perfect, it's MY fault now

So basically, a guy would say anything to get some. That's on the general scale of course, there's still a lot of good guys out there.
feel free to add classics of your own.

to be continued...